I had nothing better to do on this site anyway...		13:48 on July 20, 2010	Quote.
black_rabbit Posts: 435 New Player Watch: Disabled. Turn on?	It was about two in the morning and I was having a repedateive dream, again, for the eighteenth time. At this point it really had got boring to me, bloody people all over the ground, red skies, black dirt, and some stupid voice that wouldn't shut the hell up. "Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, Conrad" it said over and over again. "Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, Conrad Conrad Conrad Conrad Conrad CONRAD CONRAD CONRAD CONRAD CONR" "FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST AND ALL THATS HOLY ,SHUT THE HELL UP!" I interrupted. "The gro" "Yeah the damn group of four! I've memorized it by this point!" I yelled at that annoying prick of a voice, "I've had this dream what? eighteen times now!?" "Really? eighteen" the voice asked in a confused tone. "If you count this time it's nineteen" I said ploping down onto the hard ground. I was about to explode if this asshole didn't let me sleep for one more minute, I was losing my patience for it. "Well? where is it?" I asked "wheres the creepy bloody version of me like last time?" "You're used to it by now?" the voice asked cluelessly "Yeah I pretty much am." "Oh, well what about one of Elli!?!??!" it said excidately. "You did that I think the fifteenth time" I muttered "Well get it over with jackass I need to wake up by eight or I'm screwed" I perked my head up a little after waiting for a few minutes and listened, it finally shut the hell up! I got myself off the ground and wiped the dirt off my ass. "Hello? voice" I yelled one last time checking to see if it was really gone. "FINALLY! man that guy needs a life!" I said relieved that I was done for the night. I sat back down and just got a quick look at everything that goes on in that weird ass dream, I must have been smoking meth at the time or something. I blinked a little and rubbed my eyes, when I took my hands off my eyes I was awake in my room. My name is Conrad, I'm the black rabbit, I love explosives and fire, I'm the equivelent of a mossy rock, I'm slightly crazy and need no help from assholes, and I just farted as I wrote this. After I broke the fourth wall in this writing twice I got back to the actual story. I walked out of my house and took a deep breath of the shitty ozone layer. Thats most likey the WORST sample I could provide any of you. Hate it if you want, I do In which case you were reading my signature.
Re: I had nothing better to do on this site anyway...		17:03 on July 20, 2010	Quote.
JeanMarc Posts: 748 Moderator Watch: Disabled. Turn on?	Cool! Please click here: http://wamjelly.com/?ref=45330
Re: I had nothing better to do on this site anyway...		11:49 on July 22, 2010	Quote.
black_rabbit Posts: 435 New Player Watch: Disabled. Turn on?	It was a pretty gray day outside but it's not like I was actually staying in this shit hole. I latched onto the corner of the screen and nudged myself up it slowly, scared shitless to be truthful. I jumped off the edge of the screen onto the top and climbed over to the red hammer box trying to open it. "Open" I yelled at the box, nothing happened. "Open!" "Please Open?" "OPEN!" "OPEN YOU MOTHER F*CKER!" but it still stayed small. I let one hand drop and punched that stupid thing over and over. "OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN!!!!" Eventually I kicked it annd swung back so far I had to let go. I landed on the ground and dust went everywhere, and the box finally opened just above my head. A little more than pissed off I got myself together and climbed in the red box. I tapped the world select button and pulled out my cell phone. I typed in "CENSOR " world 12 (beach world I THINK). After I was done I tapped the "go to world" button and jumped out of the box straight into water. To bad for me I have the swiming skill of a steel pipe or a cynder block. I grabbed onto the ledge just fast enough to watch the box go back to its smaller version. "Well, might as well find the stupid connection point" I said climbing onto the grassy ledge. I was looking for somewhere to hook CND up with host to hopefully give a few suvivors stranded there a break and there was a crack in beach world. I jumped onto the small wooded boardwalk and started looking for the crack. I walked for a good hour or so looking around everywhere for this thing but didn't see any sign of it. I pulled out my new Iphone and selected the miracle app. "Where is the crack?" I asked my godly app. hopeing for a little guidance. "Southwest Detroit, in the warehouse" It replied after giving me my lucky numbers. I stared at the phone a little annoyed at it and threw it in the water. "Eh, I hate apple anyway" I said shrugging. In which case you were reading my signature.
Re: I had nothing better to do on this site anyway...		13:05 on July 22, 2010	Quote.
JeanMarc Posts: 748 Moderator Watch: Disabled. Turn on?	World 12 is Forest World. You can see the world numbers and what they are in a topic in game discussion. Please click here: http://wamjelly.com/?ref=45330
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