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• JeanMarc 15 Aug 2010

  ** my life! All you guys know about my life are lies!**
  Guys, I'm ****ing sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a ****ing cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker ****ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all ****ing worse is that I live in a ****ing pineapple under the sea.

  • sponge7325

    Lol jean... I found out ur real name (:
    
    Its spongebob.
    16 Aug 2010
  • kerbykong

    I didn't get it till the end... lawl
    17 Aug 2010
  • black_rabbit

    at first i was thinking of posting "sombodys emooooo" now I can't stop f*cking laughing! XD your literature is getting even better!
    17 Aug 2010
  • sponge7325

    Originally Posted by black_rabbit:
    "at first i was thinking of posting "sombodys emooooo" now I can't stop f*cking laughing! XD your literature is getting even better!"
    
    So true (:
    17 Aug 2010
  • JeanMarc

    Actually, I found it on GameFAQs. I lol'd so hard that it would be bad if I wouldn't show you that.
    17 Aug 2010