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• sponge7325 2 Apr 2013

  New Upcoming Game Features!
  Guys! Guys! I e-mailed Wormy the other day asking him what he planned on adding to CND, and he told me that by the end of the year, he would add these features!
  
  -New Modes will include One Life, where if you die, your entire account will be deleted!
  -Enemies will be able to chase you wherever you go, even if you use a teleporter!
  -Bosses will be required to have at least twenty hit points!
  -Power-Ups that allow you to be hit more than once will be removed!
  -All worlds will be required to have at least five hidden smiley faces!
  -World creation will be completely removed, so the only way to edit your world will be to code it yourself!
  -CND will no longer have characters from video games, but will instead have the characters from James Bond movies!
  -All weapons will be changed to ducks to make the game more child friendly!
  -You will be able to get deadly diseases in-game!
  -Usernames will be required to to have the word 'bacon' in it!
  -CND will require a monthly payment of $35.99 to play!
  -If you attempt to say something in-game, it will be changed to say things like "What a pretty princess!" and "Your beautiful!"
  -The ability to change your characters color will be replaced by the ability to change the size of your characters head!
  -Teleporters will take a minute to teleport you anywhere!
  -You will be able to buy entertaining Mattel products on the CND website!
  -Entering world 'pie' will overload your computer and blow up your entire house!
  -Star Wars and Halo world will be replaced by Talk Show and Soap Opera world!
  -Weather such as Acid Rain and Fog That Turns You Inside Out will be implemented!
  -Checkpoints will be replaced by goats!
  -UFOs will randomly abduct your character, forcing you to chose a new one!
  -Falling for more than thirty seconds will cause the game to play annoying harmonica music!
  -And all that fun stuff!
  
  Personally, I can't wait! Its gonna be so fun with all these new awesome features!
  
  Late April Fools!

  • kerbykong

    April Fool's is thataway<
    2 Apr 2013
  • sponge7325

    I was working on this since April Fools but didn't finish it in time...
    2 Apr 2013